I will send you or whoever you want a really bad poem

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js-gig-main-desc ">Sometimes it feels really good to get something in the mail. You deserve it. 

You know what else you deserve? Bad poetry. You, or someone you love. Or someone you don't love. I will even send these to politicians for you. Whoever you want! You provide the address, I do the rest. 

You can choose a genre if you'd like. Love poetry? Spiritual poetry? Poetry about animals? Children's poetry? Poetry about men with beards that smell weird, probably. I bet I can find some. And if not then I'll write those damn things myself.

I will neatly hand print chosen poems and send them out on strange postcards. This is the best gift idea you'll have all year.

Please note that delivery times vary based on how quickly the USPS decides to send the post card from Los Angeles to wherever you live. I will get it in the mail within 24 hours, but the rest is up to USPS.

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davidthomas189:This is my new go-to for bad poems in the mail. Amazing!

nataliecwinslow:David was an amazing buyer. He gave me several suggestions, which proved to be incredibly helpful. Yay for David!

davidthomas189:This is my new go-to for bad poems in the mail. Amazing!

nataliecwinslow:David was an amazing buyer. He gave me several suggestions, which proved to be incredibly helpful. Yay for David!

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